Happy Thanksgiving Ya' Knuckleheads!

Damn Poparazzi.

Filming segments at DeLIVERance for English Don's documentary. I was the first lab rat.

Oops, we did it again...

Welcome the newest member to our band or merry misfits "Christian". Yet ANOTHER Sporty rider too....we're sensing a pattern here...and I like it!

Mother Nature May Be A Bi-Polar Bitch...

...but rain or shine, the English Don "DeLIVERance event" WILL GO AS PLANNED! There will be rain. There will be muck. There will be BLOOD!!!! And by blood we mean free food, raffles and more. A lot of folks pitched in to make this possible and we're not going to let them down. Ink will still be pumped into skin at an alarming rate. Charred Animal flesh will be served up to the masses, and the amount of shit you can win for 5 bucks will blow your mind. So bring your friends, your neighbors, and your local CAT LADY to Skip Fordyce this Saturday at 1:00pm.

Never Readys Meeting At The Wolf Den 11/14/10

Prior to consuming PBRs and Pizza, we had some loose ends to tie up for this Saturdays event DeLIVERance.






Justin showed up in his '57. He used to own and operate Foundation in O.C. They specialized in custom one off Sportster creations. Their bikes have been featured here in the archives, and all over the interweb.

Before Lords of Altamont, Jake was in the Bomboras...

One week from today...

...are you going? There are so many magazine release events, and party just to party events throughout the year. How bout one that can make a difference? Please come out and help us, help a friend and pioneer of our scene. Free food, raffles, and good times!

Never-Readys Newest Member, Jeff

Welcome aboard man.

Photo by Allen Hayden/Slab City II 11/10

12 more days! Please re-post...

...we really need help getting the word out.
If you can't make it, but would like to make a donation please contact me.
asphalt_squad@yahoo.com

We'll be representing at Slab City II

When you see this banner, stop in to say what's up, and have a beer...er two.

Never-Ready Gil, Man Down!

Last Monday Night on the way to the Never-Ready's pre- Slab City II meeting, a teen girl driver, with 3 teen girl passengers in a Mercedes side-swiped Gill. I didn't see it, but the story goes...above mentioned teens were cat-n-mousin' with another car (slowing down, speeding up, moving side to side, etc) just as Gill and Berto were merging to the right to catch the 91 from the 60. Berto saw an opportunity and went around them, as Gill followed, they came into his left side and made contact with his front wheel, and caused Gil to low side on his right. Miraculously he only came away with a broken wrist. It's not known yet if he'll require surgery or not. Gil said the CHP was cool, and took a through accident/incident report, he added that the Moreno valley PD was an ass, and was only concerned weather nor not Gill had a valid D.L. and, or warrants (yes/no!). The bike too came away with little damage. Dented tank, broken brake perch, and road rash on his peg, brake lever, and rear shock.

Gil trying to throw a thumbs up, but the morphine hadn't kicked in yet, so it was more of a thumbs out.


Under that bandage sits a crooked, bumpy wrist.


...ahhhhhh, the meds kicked in (me and Gil).

Get well soon buddy! On a side note, he will still be going to Slab, but will riding shotgun in a chase van.

Satin Candy Red Quad Cam

Pirated pix form The Custom Sickles Diaries, Builder Frankino "ChopWorks" Painter Roby "Custom Design". Again, nice to see a Sporty frame painted other than black, the hoop tail is bonus points fo' sho'!.