Thursday, December 13, 2012

Touring Nuns

Sister Catherine and Sister Helen are traveling across Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses at them through the windshield!

"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?"

"Turn the windshield wipers on! That will get rid of the
cursed abomination!" hollers Sister Helen.

Sister Catherine switches the wipers on knocking Dracula about,
but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

"What shall I do now?" she shouts.

"Switch on the windshield washer! I filled it up with Holy
Water before we left the Vatican!" replies Sister Helen.

Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams
as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing
and hissing at the nuns.

"Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine.

"Show him your cross." says Sister Helen.

"Now you're talking!" says Sister Catherine.

She opens the window and shouts, "Get the fuck off my car!"

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